Documenting those strange,unusual,and awkward moments in the office.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

That one person you work with that you would slap....

What!!!???? don’t front you and I both know there’s at least one person you work with, here (or where ever else you work at after this) that you wouldn’t mind slapin’ the taste out their mouth (if given the opportunity). I know we all got that one individual that just comes at you wrong… . And Every Time they say something to you, all you can think of is “shut the F**k up please”. Ok slow your roll, some ; these can be cats that work in different departments too. For Instance, my 1st week here, Q and I came back from rice café, walked in the restrooms, and we heard some dude finishing up doing #2, he open the stall, said what’s up, didn’t wash his hands and just walked out,…Q was like what the F…??? So the next Day, this fools is introduced to me, wanted to shake my hand, and I was like I’m cool….I mean dude you did the #2, wash your damn hands sonn! And ever since, every time I see the dude I feel like slapping him.
Well enough about me here, this is all about us. Since we’re all coworkers, we should share some techniques that will us help cope with these Individuals. And really we will save them from a beat down on the Job, but most importantly will save your job, your bank a/c (layers ain’t cheap, ask Milsap, he been picking up cases way before Whitney Houston picked up Crack).

So please share w/ me why you can’t stand that person you work with.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Awkward Moment of the Week

CoffeePlus: (working intently at his computer).

Mayhem3x: (walks up to CoffeePlus from behind and stares at the side of his face within inches).

CoffeePlus: (turns to Mayhem3x and puckers the lips, with in centimeters).

Mayhem3x: (puckers lips back and moves in)

Awkward...really Awkward...

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Awkward inspirational help

Coffeeplus: I need my spirits lifted.

Mayhem3x: I'll kick you in the bleep, and that should lift you.

Coffeeplus: Let's get it started!

"AWKWARD"

Friday, September 11, 2009

Normal Conversation about free items

Mayhem3x : "I can use free anything."

Coffeeplus: "I have free herpes for you."
Silence...

"AWKWARD"

Thursday, September 10, 2009

The Daily Grind from CoffeePlus...

About 10:15AM while it is quiet.
CoffeePlus: "I feel like a breakfast sandwich."
Silence...
"Awkward"


While learning how to process orders...
CoffeePlus: "Do you want to do another package change?"
OffAxis1080: "Yeah, I suppose I should stay on the same thing."
CoffeePlus: "You could sit on my lap."
"Awkward"

Random Occurance.
OffAxis1080: "The meeting is just me and you."
CoffeePlus: "I feel dirty."
"Awkward"

Random Occurance.
OffAxis1080: "Here's the list."
CoffeePlus: "It's mostly me and you..."
"Awkward"

Random Occurance.
Mayhem3x: (squirts lotion on the desk)
OffAxis1080: "I don't know what to do with it."
CoffeePlus: "You should rub it in."
"Awkward"

Friday, September 4, 2009

Random email correspondence

George: "It is MANDATORY that the 4 of us all wear that light blue shirt on Tuesday of next week. That should give each of us ample time to wash it."

Mayhem3x: "I'm down with it. What about pants?"

OffAxis1080: "Pants are preferred..."

"AWKWARD"

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Random comment from CoffeePlus

coffeeplus: "Do you like hot tubs...?"

OffAxis1080: "um...yea...?"

coffeeplus: "...me too."

"AWKWARD"

Monday, August 24, 2009

Welcome to Awkward Office Occurences!

Introducing a new blog that documents those interesting, weird and awkward moments at the office. The moments that are shared on this blog will be reviewed and then posted by the authorized moderators of AOO.

In the occurrence of an awkward moment, log on and submit your moment to the moderators. This blog is meant for fun and is no way intended to put office peers in written harm, with out their consent. If a post seems suspicious of written harm with out consent, it will be rejected back to you and you must get written consent from your office peer.

I know what you are thinking...what if an awkward moment occurs outside the office? In the near future we will have a section available for those awkward moments outside the office or IE: Awkward Outside Office Occurrences. Stay tuned!

Any questions? Did not think so. Have fun and be safe creating or experiencing awkward moments in the office!